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Report from the SuperLane: President McWinn announced yesterday that great progress is being made on the SuperLane Project. "There's still a lot of work to be done," Comrade McWinn said, "but everyday we make progress toward our goal. I want to thank all the citizens who have worked so hard to build this Subtopian dream." When asked by a Goodspeak reporter when our Glorified Comrade thought the project might be complete, McWinn replied, "When the job is done; not a block sooner, nor a block later."


Report from Consumcity:

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Report from Virtu-Mall:

New libidosim now open for you pleasure, amusement and diversion! Why delay gratification? Subtopians deserve happiness!