The GoodSpeak News: Special Edition

Well, well, well. It seems that the government's most eligible official, the lovey Viceroy Pamella, is on holiday at an undisclosed location. Our inside sources tell GoodSpeak News that the voluptuous Miss P is honeymooning with a certain Gladi-Battle-ator of heartstopping physique and muchhandsomeness. The WesFronter proles will have to do without their attractive Viceroy until she returns. Or, perhaps, she'll be on permanent holiday . . . oh endless love!