Dissidents captured; McWinn promises "swift justice, zero tolerance for subversives"

(sns) Subtopia intelligence has uncovered a "small, but dedicated" terrorist group in our peaceful subterranean community. SPE reports that these "undisciplined" adolescent activities pose no real threat to national security, but the quick action on the part of patriotic Subtopians who informed authorities are to be "praised and commended" for their help in preserving stability, security and prosperity for their fellow Subtopians. One such loyalist, a former member of a dissident group, Rizeer, was the central informant, and will be honored today with the "Diamond Star of Patriotism" in a ceremony conducted at the Ad-Ministry by our glorious leader, President McWinn.