The Subsurface Queen Reigns Once Again

The reigning subterreanean beauty smashed the competition yet again. The lovely Msr. Bec Ca Bec rated first in all nine truth categories: beauty, talent, patriotism, econometrics, hypnopadiaic memonics, loyalty, poise, confidence, and Republicrat philosophy. Msr. Bec will tour the whole of Subtopia for the next five blocks. The gracious and teary-eyed beauty vowed to continue her reign with "all the dignity and pride of Subtopians everywhere." She also promised to work diligently for whirlled peas."