With Power Comes a Sacrifice

We need a number of people, including agriculturalists, architects, stonemasons, a few political leaders, military guards, and doctors. We ask you, my fellow Subtopians, to join us in this momentous event. Who is willing to leave this great Subtopia we have built for ourselves? Who is willing to risk their lives to view the sun and the moon and the stars? Who is willing to sacrifice their great seats of power in Subtopia to come with us, to come to a brighter tommorow? I know I am, now the only question is who is with me?

We have freed the slaves. They shall be payed in Econometrics just like the normal Subtopian, for they are normal too. We will right the wrongs that our ancestors did and never do them again. We cannot erase the past, for if we do not remember our mistakes, we may do them again. He who controls the Present controls the Future, and all of Subtopia controls the Present now. We are working towards a grand era, a new era, an era of knowledge.

May our diplomatic relations with Utora strengthen and grow with each passing day, until one day, in the future, We will not be classified as Utorans, Subtopians, and Evilians, but will be considered all of the same race, A race of balance, equality and purity.

May the future be better than our past, but may we also not forget the past. Our history, not our color, rank, or social status, is what makes us who we truly are. We cannot hide the past, but we can make sure history does not repeat.

Prosperity, Pleasure, Protection and certainly Peace my fellow friend, peace at last.

May the Truth Be Told...

The new leaders, Bec Ca Bec and Robert Tesla have agreed to finally tell the Nine truths that you have been waiting for. We at the Daily GoodSpeak have posted them for you, my great Subtopians.

1. The unsick pills make you lethargic, and therefore make you a happier Subtopian and easier to control.

2. The war was a hoax to cover up the fact that the Evilians pick our produce and we do not pay them for it.

3. Our ecomometrics are based entirely on faith for the government, if you take away the goverment then the money would be worth nothing and therefore useless.

4. The entire government system was not a democratic society as you thought. It is a Aristocracy, a government ruled by one family through multiple generations.

5.OldTown was a prison, a prison for subversives and terrorists. We put them there so no one could be hurt.

6. Big Brother was a horrible computer program, it did almost nothing exept incite fear in the people and make it seem that we were always watching you.

7. CareWareHouse was a place where we took the "mentally ill" and made them better. Think of it as a mental asylum if you will.

8. The way out is through the SuperLane Project. Once you find out many of the truths or got 1000 total credits (CRs or DCRs) youy were offered a way out. However, the only people with the way back in is (now) Tesla and Bec Ca Bec.

9. The surface is inhabitable.Only a few areas were radioactive years ago and we can now live on it. This brings me to possibly the most momentous occurance in Subtopian History.

We have decided that this simple hole we live in is much too small for the entire population of all of Subtopia. We plan on starting a colony, a colony on the surface. A home where we can see the glorious sun rise above us, rise like our grand goverment now shall. For no longer shall we be confined to a simple cavern. We will be free. Free at last, thank the gods we shall be free at last.

But this is not without it's planning. We must build on these great lands. We must bring in settlers to create this new and grand country. We must form a group of nearly 50 people including a few leaders, architects, doctors, and farmers. We will also need a very small group of guards to ward off any attacks from tribes on the surface. We may also be helped in this by the great Utoran government, a grand society that already lives on the surface.

Goverment on surface?

Our scouts have found a new society on the surface our our great world. These people call themselve Utorans. These people were amazingly friendly and very intelligent, unlike the Evilians and tribal people. These people are completly structured arount the purity of the government. We have happily agreed to set up diplomatic relations with these amazing people and they may allow us to build a colony on the surface.


PPPP: Peace,Prosperity,Pleasure,and Protection.

New leaders

Our recent discovery is that Ircarthy and Mcwinn have un-discovered children! While they take leaves at the carewarehouse these newfound children are taking over the leadership position! They have vowed to keep the motto of Subtopia: pleasure, protection, prosperity!

BB 2.3: Now more better than ever!

(rln) President IrCarthy unveiled today the new better faster prettier more BB today at the administry building. "BB's decisions will be even more doubleplus right, which is wonderfulliberty for all Subtopians," our glorious leader locuted.

New Tech: Unsick Pills Unrequired

(snsrl) The Office of Unsickness reports today that all unsick pills have been pulled from shelves in ConsumCity and convenience locations. New tech has released unsick meds into Subtopian water supplies @ 1 per 1,000,000. Subtopians now have no need to worry about remembering to consume meds. The Doctor General telelocuted yesterblock: "We are all better now. Pleasure is easier than ever. Unsickness is as close as your water fountain. A glass a day keeps the sad away."

Goodspeak News: Election Edition

The results are incontestable; President McWinn narrowly defeated Comrade Ircarthy in one of the closest E-lections in Subtopian history to remain in power for another term. Touchscreen electronic voting--sponsored by Righteous Life Technology--has clearly identified that Subtopians want a change of direction, and Comrade McWinn is just the leader to take us on a new duct toward more prosperity, more pleasure and more protection. "It's a dangerous world out there, and I will do everything to protect Subtopians in this historic time."

McWinn: "I will show Ircarthy for who he really is: a badspeak naysayer weak on protection

(sns) President McWinn, moments before today's scheduled debate with challenger Ircarthy, announed that his opponent is "an appeaser" who would negotiate with the Evilians and fail to stand up against foreign and domestic threats to Subtopian security. "Ircarthy has never served in the SPD forces, nor has any understanding of what it means to defend the motherland. The only Evilians he's ever seen are the public lazerazations in the MegaBattleArena, or the 'Evilian Slaughter' screen at Virtu-Mall." Ircarthy could not be reached for comment. Commentators, pundits and BattleAnalyists are all ready for today's debate, sponsored by Righteous Life's Soothalators and Happiness Creme.

Election heats up: Ircarthy demands formal debate

(sns) Former Subtopian President Ircarthy demanded that President McWinn participate in a tagteam debate with him sometime before the Cari 14th election day. "McWinn is a good man, an upright Subtopian dedicated to Republicrat principles, and I do not question his patriotism. However, there comes a block in everyone's life when they must defend their policies and answer the criticisms they are charged with." Ircarthy spoke to a small gathering of doubleplusenthusiasts in T-flats NE last times. The Goodspeak News mislocuted President McWinn for a response. Presidential press secretary Mac Scotland--surrogatespeakman--told the GoodSpeak News that McWinn wants "an honest debate, not dishonest attacks on my administration. Look for the Politi-Maxi-Battle of the Blockage!!

The Subsurface Queen Reigns Once Again

The reigning subterreanean beauty smashed the competition yet again. The lovely Msr. Bec Ca Bec rated first in all nine truth categories: beauty, talent, patriotism, econometrics, hypnopadiaic memonics, loyalty, poise, confidence, and Republicrat philosophy. Msr. Bec will tour the whole of Subtopia for the next five blocks. The gracious and teary-eyed beauty vowed to continue her reign with "all the dignity and pride of Subtopians everywhere." She also promised to work diligently for whirlled peas."

Dissidents captured; McWinn promises "swift justice, zero tolerance for subversives"

(sns) Subtopia intelligence has uncovered a "small, but dedicated" terrorist group in our peaceful subterranean community. SPE reports that these "undisciplined" adolescent activities pose no real threat to national security, but the quick action on the part of patriotic Subtopians who informed authorities are to be "praised and commended" for their help in preserving stability, security and prosperity for their fellow Subtopians. One such loyalist, a former member of a dissident group, Rizeer, was the central informant, and will be honored today with the "Diamond Star of Patriotism" in a ceremony conducted at the Ad-Ministry by our glorious leader, President McWinn.