Friday, February 03, 2006

New Tech: Unsick Pills Unrequired



(snsrl) The Office of Unsickness reports today that all unsick pills have been pulled from shelves in ConsumCity and convenience locations. New tech has released unsick meds into Subtopian water supplies @ 1 per 1,000,000. Subtopians now have no need to worry about remembering to consume meds. The Doctor General telelocuted yesterblock: "We are all better now. Pleasure is easier than ever. Unsickness is as close as your water fountain. A glass a day keeps the sad away."

7 Comments:

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7:58 AM  
Blogger MJGodspeed said...

so how would this help someone like me who has never taken an unsick pill in his life????

12:17 PM  
Blogger MJGodspeed said...

pure question. . .
whats the massessem???

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now we don't have a choice of if we want to take our unsick pills or not? What is up with that? Why not replace us all with robots, it will work better.

10:55 PM  
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Blogger A Band Geek.... and proud of it!!! said...

You mean that the Care Ware House won't be supplied with them anymore. Mostly saying the pills can't be used on the people, who turned against Subtopia

12:03 PM  
Blogger Bryan Posey-Weekly said...

irwinn... I would like to visit where Big Brother is located. I would like to do this to get a better understanding of how our great society works. I thank you for you apply that I am sure will come with the greatest of haste.

1:03 PM  

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